Favorite Poems
When I struggle with depression, this weird little poem has always cheered me up. So, I memorized it, and I recite it whenever I am feeling blue.
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Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
–Dorothy Parker