“Court Case Friday”
Last month, I had a case, where the defendant was arrested for driving under the influence. When he failed to appear in my court, I issued a warrant for his arrest.
The next day I received a letter from his doctor.
Dear Honorable Judge:
I am requesting you excuse Mr. K. from appearing in court due to his level of anxiety for court appearances. I appreciate your time and attention.
Sincerely, Dr. M. M.D.
I was tempted to write back:
Dr. Dr. M.
Everyone who comes to court has “anxiety,” including me.
Feel free to give Mr. K. a prescription for Valium, so he can cope with his anxiety coming to court.
Most people self-medicate before coming to my court anyway.
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