"Court Case Friday" (Taken from court reporter transcripts) ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death.ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: … Continue reading Dumb Lawyer Questions
"Sunday Sermon" Joseph Smith: Translator or Creator The Book of Mormon is either a divinely inspired translation of ancient scripture, or it is a work of fiction. Joseph Smith either translated the book by the “gift and power of God,” or he made it up. It is that simple. Those who knew Joseph Smith personally, … Continue reading “The Book of Mormon is the Work of the Devil”
"Fun Facts Saturday" Britain, and former colonies like, Australia, New Zealand, India, drive on the left side of the road. Left Side Drivers - Blue This goes back at least to Medieval times. Swordsmen rode their horses on the left side of the road to keep their sword, and their sword hand, closer to their … Continue reading Why the Brits drive on the “wrong” side of the road
"Court Case Friday" (From court reporter transcripts) ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ATTORNEY: What was … Continue reading Unpredictable Courtroom Witnesses
"Fun Facts" Tomorrow, March 15th is the “Ides of March” Many of us were forced in high school to read Shakespeare’s* play “Julius Caesar.” We remember the lines: “Beware the Ides of March!” and “Et Tu, Brute?” The story behind the play, the “Ides of March,” and the end of the Roman Republic, is fascinating. … Continue reading “Beware the Ides of March!” (March 15th) The End of the Great Roman Republic!
"Sunday Sermon" (Some of my readers have requested more lengthy in-depth articles. Here it is. For everyone else, you may want to (a) skim parts, (b) copy and paste parts, and/or (c) download the full article for future reference, talks. and lessons. -Brett) Five Sources of Adversity and Trials Most of our suffering is self-inflicted. … Continue reading The Five Sources of Suffering
"Fun Facts Saturday" What do you do when your planned pathway in life is completely blocked? In the late 50s and early 60s, there was a teenage professional soccer star who played for Real Madrid and Plus Ultra. This goalkeeper was disciplined and hardworking. He played with some of the biggest names of his generation. … Continue reading When your life hits a roadblock — inspiring story of Julio Iglesias
"Court Case Friday" (From court reporter transcripts) ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ATTORNEY: Doctor, was Mr. Eddington dead at the time you performed the autopsy?WITNESS: No, you dumb a—h--, he was sitting up wondering … Continue reading Dumb Lawyers versus Doctor Witnesses
"Sunday Sermon" Absolutely nothing, not even sin, can ever separate us from God's love. (Rom. 8:35-39) (See: Old Testament theme: "Hesed" and New Testament theme: "Agape") Heavenly Father will always love His children, no matter what. However, the concept that “God accepts me just the way I am,” can become an excuse. It can lead … Continue reading Satan’s Strategies: “God accepts me just the way I am.”
"Fun Facts Saturday" Reflecting Cat's Eyes (Pompeii) The ancient Romans were ingenious road engineers and builders. Over 30 military highways radiated out from the capital. The 113 provinces were interconnected by 372 great roads, covering 250,000 miles. Many of the roads are still used today. In some roads, bright white reflecting rocks (known as “cat’s … Continue reading The ancient Romans built “Night Lights” into their roads
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