"Faith on Friday" Happy Friday the 13th Humor is important. “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” (Proverbs 17:22 ) Jesus counseled that whatever comes your way, “be of good cheer.” (John 16:33). Sister Marjorie Hinckley advised: “The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have … Continue reading 6 Favorite LDS Jokes
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Jokes About Judges
"Court Case Friday" There are/is a plethora of jokes about lawyers. Jokes about judges are a little harder to come by. Perhaps it is our reputation for being “sober as a judge.” Here are a few: What do you call a law school graduate who got "A's"? “Professor”What do you call a law student graduate … Continue reading Jokes About Judges
5 Simple Reasons I Haven’t Retired – Yet
"Court Case Friday" People often ask me why I haven’t retired. After all, I’m certainly old enough. I’ve been a judge 35 years. And I could have retired 12 years ago. But: I win all the arguments. I always get the last word. People laugh at my jokes. It’s the only place I get respect. … Continue reading 5 Simple Reasons I Haven’t Retired – Yet
“Scots-are-Cheap” Stereotype
"Fun Facts Saturday" My Scottish ancestors have a reputation for being brave, fierce fighters. They also have a reputation for being: Miserly Thrifty Cheap Chintzy Frugal Stingy “Careful with money” “Penny-pinching” "Tight-fisted" No one knows how or when the “Scots-are-Cheap” stereotype started. It is at least 400 years old. "Originally it reflected Scots' poverty and … Continue reading “Scots-are-Cheap” Stereotype
Thank God for Elephants!
"Fun Facts Saturday" Elephants and I Have a Lot in Common We have good memories. (“Elephants never forget”)We can’t jump.We are "thick-skinned."We like naps.We eat constantly.We are “pleasantly plump.”Everybody likes us. Herd Nap Time Stupid “Elephant Jokes” Dirt "Shower" “Elephant Jokes” were popular in my Junior High School. I still remember them. ("Elephants never forget.") … Continue reading Thank God for Elephants!
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